Steve: Wow.
Catherine: So you approve?
Danny: Yeah, no I think what my ape like friend meant to say was that you look fantastic.

Steve: Hey listen if things are weird with Rachel let me go get Grace. Its not a problem.
Danny: No, no nothing is weird its fine.
Steve: You are lying.

Steve: Relax. It is residual radiation. You will be fine.
Danny: Oh, thank you Dr. Strangelove

Which one of you has the lowest standards, because I am here.

Nolan

Steve: Promise me one thing buddy.
Danny: What?
Steve:Gracie will get her college degree online.
Steve: Why would you even say her name here?

I think that between the two of us, we may be able to open a luggage joint one day, you know?

Steve: Don't trivialize my suffering.
Danny: What? I am gauging the damage to that piece of junk car.

Steve: It is Christmas Danny. Alright, you and Gracie need a tree. You want a tree?
Danny: I do. I want a tree, but not like this.

Danny: Well if it is the governor tell him you spent this morning vandalizing his trees.
Steve: Please hold for Mr. Malcontent

Danny: I cannot believe you made me an accomplice to a crime.
Steve: A victimless crime.

Steve: That trouble is trouble I did not go looking for, that trouble was dropped at my door.
Danny: Technically. No, not technically, specifically, this trouble exists only because you went looking for trouble by thinking that Leonard was a bad guy and looking into him.

The IRA? I thought they died with the last Duran Duran album.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I see what he's doing there. He's doing Jack Nicholson. And it's very appropriate too, because the last six years of my life has been sort of like "The Shining." Which is a film if you'd seen, you'd know, spends the whole movie torturing a young boy named Danny.

Danny

Kono: Do you think they're...um
Grover: Knockin' em? Oh yeah