Fridays 9:00 PM on CBS
Hawaii-five-0

Danny Williams: So they just go up to the shark and shoot him between the eyes? That doesn't seem very fair.
Steve McGarrett: Now you're on the shark's side?

We've been working on getting you a public defender, but no one can believe you're this stupid.

Steve McGarrett: Book him, Kono.
Danny Williams: Oh! Where's the love?

Steve McGarrett: I had no idea you were a fan of roller derby.
Danny Williams: No, I'm not...my mother was. She thought a catfight on wheels was good home family entertainment.

Crimson Bride: Crimson Bride is my real name.
Danny Williams: Oh, okay. Your parents big Denzel fans?

Danny Williams: I'm not really getting anything from Crimson Bride, Dirty Damsel, Ivana Kiss, or any of the other ladies.
Steve McGarrett: Ivana Kiss?
Danny Williams: Yeah, her parents must be very proud.

Hey, Max, why are you turning our victim into a member of the Blue Man Group?

Kamekona: I just hate to see you two guys fight.
Danny Williams: We're not fighting.
Steve McGarrett: This isn't fighting.

Danny Williams: I'm gonna let that awkward moment fade. We got a bar to go to.
Steve McGarrett: It's for a case.
Danny Williams: A bar-case.

You got a Cowboys fan dating a Redskins fan...it's like the Capulets dating the Montagues.

Work with you is harrowing enough. I don't need you hunting me for sport.

Hope you had a fantastic evening, the nice gentlemen with the hats and the guns are going to take you to jail.

Displaying quotes 13 - 24 of 243 in total

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

You remember me? About three years ago, you put some bullets into a friend of mine.

Steve McGarrett

What happened to you, Mom? What happened to the woman who used to make fried bologna sandwiches, and was on the PTA, and showed me how to paddle an outrigger, and used to teach me magic tricks? Where'd you go?

Steve McGarrett
x Close Ad