Danny: Well if it is the governor tell him you spent this morning vandalizing his trees.
Steve: Please hold for Mr. Malcontent

Danny: I cannot believe you made me an accomplice to a crime.
Steve: A victimless crime.

Steve: That trouble is trouble I did not go looking for, that trouble was dropped at my door.
Danny: Technically. No, not technically, specifically, this trouble exists only because you went looking for trouble by thinking that Leonard was a bad guy and looking into him.

The IRA? I thought they died with the last Duran Duran album.

Yeah she was saying this guy was really nice and polite and that he was a gentleman. I wanted to make sure we’re talking about the same Steve McGarrett.

Jerry: My money's on him being an MI-6 badass. That's British Secret Intelligence Service.
Danny: I know. I've seen James Bond.

Jerry; So you believe me?
Steve: Yeah.
Danny: I... um... TBD.

Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.

Steve: You know what, partner? We can get on a plane right now and settle this.
Danny: That is why I love you, buddy. You’re always willing to risk both our lives at any given moment.

Are you trying to confuse me? I’m angry, you want to make me more angry?

Good news is all right, bad news is you're going to need a lawyer.

When your child is in danger, you can sense it.