You're like a devourer of dreams. You eat them. You're like a little Pac-Man in cargo pants.

Danno

That's the Space Needle, not the Eiffel Tower you schmuck.

Danno

Bartender: You don't find Jonny D., Jonny D. finds you.
Danno: Sounds spooky.

Shaved Ice, do me a favor, no one wants to articulate with you.

Danno

Hands up, Ahab.

Danno

Danno: Steve fell. He's hurt.
Kono: Whoa-whoa wait, how bad?
Danno: I don't know, I'm not a doctor. I think he broke his arm.

We had the Yankees. You and your old man had deep sea demolition classes or something.

Danno

Danno: I don't even want to know what you would do.
McGgarrett: I would be by the book.
Danno: The book?
McGarrett: I would be by the book.
Danno: The book? What book would that be? I ask... Patriot Act for Dummies... War & Peace minus the peace part.

Richard Cannon: Don't try to tell me who my father is. I know who my father is.
Danno: Deep. Really, deep.

Danno: Please don't do that.
McGarrett: What?
Danno: Please don't put both hands on the wheel. Every time you do that something terrible happens, and I have to pray. Wait...wait. [puts on seatbelt] Okay.

Spider-Woman, what are you doing? I got em' on speed dial. Would you be careful, please? Destruction of property... You've been hanging out with McGarrett too long.

Danno

McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.