Although I do not see the fun, nor do I agree with watching my dinner brawl it out in a steel cage match, that is not what we're doing here.

Danno

Chin: You two of those in Hesse and it didn't kill him?
Danno: Next time shoot him in the face.

Danno: It's not like my tree. My tree is small. It's depressing. It's pathetic.
McGarett: It's perfect. It's just like your apartment.

Sang Min: Back so soon.
Danno: What can I say? I missed your smile.

Danno: Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car?
McGarrett: I like to drive.
Danno: No. Rainman liked to drive. You have control issues.

I have a number of a therapist I wanna give you. Walk up steps like a human.

Danno

Kono: Don't look at your feet.
Danno: How am I supposed to know where my feet are if I can't look down at them?

If I'm gonna die on this island- Which I never should have come to in the first place- Your face is not the last face I want to see.

Danno

You see, now you put us both in a bad position. He's gonna go do something stupid.

Danno

McGarrett: I need to know who's sending these emails.
Hacker: How am I supposed to know that?
Danno: You're a hacker... hack.

Danno: You couldn't walk him down the steps?
McGarrett: What's in his hand, Danny? He drew his gun on me, okay?

McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.