Favorite Darryl Van Horne Quotes
Would you like some of my duck in your mouth?
Roxie: I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Darryl: I can think of worse places to spend eternity ... Los Angeles, for instance.
That's one of the really... perplexing things about life, isn't it? Any true pleasure comes with a price. We drink too much, we wake up hung over. We eat too much, we pack on the pounds. You enjoy one moment of lust, and you live a lifetime of guilt. Yeah, what feels good comes with a cost. At the end of the day, it's just a matter of figuring out how much you are willing to pay.
Darryl: (talking about the ghost of Gus) Seek him out. Ask him what he wants. If you can figure out why he's here, you can probably figure out how to make him leave.
Roxie: Does that same logic apply to you?
Joanna: I have some pretty interesting leads.
Darryl: You just be careful, okay?
Joanna: What do you mean?
Darryl: Sometimes it's probably safer to let sleeping dogs lie.
Darryl: You believe in a lot of weird and crazy things.
Roxie: I don't believe in ghosts.
Darryl: Why do you think you keep seeing one?
Roxie: I don't know. Psychotic break, acid flashback, early Alzheimer's?
Darryl: 'And I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes. They will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance on them.'
Roxie: Pulp Fiction?
Darryl: No, Ezekiel. Twenty-five, seventeen.
Roxie: I wouldn't have pegged you for a Bible thumper.
Kat: I want that man to feel pain!
Darryl: I must admit it is thrilling to watch you finally getting angry, Kat. And I love cooking up revenge strategies, but... there is a certain breed of people who plays this game better than others.
Kat: Mafia?
Oh, I think you are going to need a larger tape.
Darryl
The inner animals of our citizenry will be released.
Here's to liquid courage!
Darryl: This is what I'm talking about. Sharing our feelings, food fights, tickle fights. I just love celebrating with you ladies!
Roxie: Tickle fights?
Darryl: Drink some more wine.
