Favorite Darryl Van Horne Quotes
This is not a bucket list. This is a suck-it list.
Your curse Roxie is that you are extraordinary.
I can't tell you how wonderful it is to see the three of you together. It is...mmmm. It's majestic.
Maybe just maybe - that hammer wasn't just a hammer.
Roxie: You think you're really adorable, don't you?
Darryl: I think you think I'm really adorable.
Roxie: I think you're not as adorable as you think I think you are
You don't understand the usefulness of anger. Society tries to force you to swallow it down like a good little girl. Because you are angry, you're a bitch. If you're a bitch, no one will you love. Well, I say, that's nonsense.
(Speaking about Chad to Roxie) He wants you to text him - O M G!
Darryl: I've been thinking about you.
Roxie: Let me guess. Naked and covered in some kind of cooking oil?
Darryl: Mmm, canola, yes.
