Tampa is not a place you go it's a place you end up.

What if she's pregnant? Would we raise the baby together? Would we raise it as a group? Group baby, is that a thing?

Yes I went to her prom but only because I was writing a newspaper story for the Chicago Sun Times and my boss Gary Marshall was breathing down my neck!

When did we all turn against Mayer?

I didn't even know you could pronounce the name of your store. I thought it was a four letter keltic symbol for failure.

Pete you son of a bitch, you're as innocent as you are stunning.

Dave: I think our wedding was pretty spectacular.
Brad: Yeah the only thing missing was a bride that stayed for the duration of the reception.

Alex: You always said you looked great in a one piece.
Dave: I just don't understand why they're not acceptable to men anymore.

Business has been slower than a WBNA fastbreak.

You're right, the juice is worth the squeeze.

Dave: She has to read my energy in person. Don't you know how science works?
Alex: Hey hey, you know I don't.

Those are cool. And this is coming from a guy who wore a bandana around his jeans leg in high school, so I know what I speak of.

Happy Endings Quotes

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]

The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."

Penny