Favorite Dave Rose Quotes
No one touches the goatee.
Dave: All that's in here his travel Guess Who and a terrifying amount of condoms.
Alex: They're for your penis.
Old Dave and Alex never made any effort to be romantic at all. You and I just tried so hard we shut down O'Hare for two hours.
I didn't really date. I would call it a series of mind blowing sexual experiences with a lot of beautiful women.
Henceforth, I will now be known as "has or deals with clams."
Max: Hello this is not a foursome, you guys are totally fifth wheeling me!
Dave: C'mon man we're not fifth wheeling you, Joey Fatone.
Brad: Yeah you're still part of the group Sporty Spice.
Jane: You're our favorite character Roz from Frasier.
