Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWDean Winchester Quotes
Dean: Dude, he's short.
Sam: Hey, Gandhi was a great man.
Dean: For a Smurf.
Just when you thought you were out, they pull you back in, huh, Sammy?
Okay, so what, angels got their hands on some DeLoreans?
Sam: Thank you. Really. Thank you. I won't let you down.
Dean: Oh, I know it. I mean, you are the second-best hunter on the planet
Dean: I know what you are.
Lucifer/Sam: What am I?
Dean: You're the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I've been squashing my whole life--an ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground, supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego.
Lucifer/Sam: I like you, Dean.
Lucifer/Sam: You don't have to be afraid of me, Dean. What do you think I'm going to do.
Dean: I don't know. Maybe deep-fry the planet?
Lucifer/Sam: Why? Why would I want to destroy this stunning thing... beautiful in a trillion different ways. The last perfect handiwork of God? You ever hear the story of how I fell from grace.
Dean: Oh, good god, you're not gonna tell me a bedtime story, are you? My stomach's almost out of bile.
Future Dean: Sam didn't die in Detroit. He said "yes."
Dean: "Yes"? Wait. You mean..
Future Dean: That's right. The big "yes." To the Devil. Lucifer's wearing him to the prom.
Dean: Oh, come on, you don't trust yourself?
Future Dean: No. Absolutely not.
Dean: Dick.
Future Dean: Okay. If you're me... then tell me something only I would know.
Dean: Rhonda Hurley. We were, uh... 19. She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.
Future Dean: Touché.
Dean: You know, it's kind of funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped.
Castiel: This isn't funny. Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes.
Castiel: Archangel. The one who killed me.
Dean: Excuse me?
Castiel: His name is Raphael.
Dean: You were wasted by Teenage Mutant Ninjangel?
Dean: Tell me something; you keep saying we're gonna trap this guy, but isn't it kinda like trapping a hurricane with a butterfly net?
Castiel: No, it's harder.
