You look like Superman.

Dee [to Dennis]

Dee [to Dennis]: What in God's name have you done to your face?
Mac: You look like a monster.

It was weird that they were Asian.

I say we bum rush her and choke her out with her own belt.

If you shush me one more time I will put you underground!

Dee [to old black lady]

Is anybody online the real person they say they are?

Things are about to get real dark, real fast, Frank.

Drinking IS the game.That's the whole point of it.

Kill the machines!

Don't make me do it Cricket. I will slice you in half!

Frank: When it's white people, it's surviving. When it's black people, it's looting.
Dee: No Frank. It's because the white people are stealing bread and the black people are stealing speakers.

He was probably down here with Mac watching you rape girls and eating pickled eggs.

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Frank: I opened up to a therapist just once. I was a kid. I got into a fight. The doctor asked me question after question, got me so scrambled up. Next thing I know, I was shanghai'd upstate to a nitwit school. You know what a nitwit school is?
Therapist: I assume you mean a school for the mentally disabled.
Frank (spits pistachio shell): Yeah, not just for nuts in the head, but bodies, too. Back then science was real crude, they stuck us all together. My roommate was a frog-kid. You ever see a frog-kid?

No I don't eat dragon, cause, uh, it's not a meal for peasants, it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man. But they don't eat us, it's a common misconception. They actually eat gold and treasure -- that's why they're always sitting on a pile of it.

Charlie