Denise Mahoney Quotes
I don't know what Orlando-based boy band rejected you, but you do what I tell you.
Denise: Let's go grab that drink.
Drew: I don't really drink anymore.
Denise: Good, then you can drive.
Drew: I don't really drive either.
Denise: You're weird, I like that.
Dr. Cox: What's your name?
Drew: Drew.
Dr. Cox: I'm taking an interest in you.
Drew: Was that good for me?
Denise: You know I don't care. Now grab me like a man.
If you're gonna kill yourself, and I'm looking at you sad eyes, do it off campus, it's a ton of paperwork.
Don't smell people, it's weird.
Denise: I don't know why I keep jumping into bed with him. My confidence is shot from screwing up that spinal last week and then yesterday I misdiagnosed a ectopic pregnancy. I dunno maybe I wanted to do I knew I could do right. Like banging a dude. I'm a giant ho bag.
Elliot: No, no you're not. So is Derek a good guy?
Denise: Derek? I thought it was Eric
Aww that's adorable, you have a crush on yourself. I'd be careful, the guy you're in love with is a douche
Okay, Mr. Rigo, I know you've been complaining about the bedpans being too cold, so I used an incubator in pediatrics to warm this bad boy up for you. Enjoy!
Denise [to Brianna's mother]: As much as I hate to agree with Dr. ...
Sunny: Day.
Denise: Your name is Sunny Day? [to Brianna's mother] Okay, as ridiculous as it was for her parents to name her that, I think what you're doing with Brianna is a thousand times worse
Denise: Anyone sitting here?
Sunny: Not just anyone. You.
Denise: Okay. No more talking till I'm drunk, okay
Dr. Cox: Hello. If it's alright with everyone, I'd like to begin this morning's rounds with a joke. Denise.
Denise: Um, I don't really have one.
Dr. Cox: No. I meant that you were the joke.
Denise: Oh, good one.
Dr. Cox: Thanks. I thought of it this morning while I was watching you trying to jam a catheter into Mr. Hazelton.
Denise: Yeah, he was a screamer
Denise: Dr. Reid, no offense, but have you been drinking?
Elliot: Oh. No. I read that shampooing with beer is good for your hair. So, all sudsed up in the shower and the hot water dies. So now I've got to spend the entire day smelling like a brewery because there is no way I'm going to rinse off with ice water. See, this dress only works without a bra, so if I get cold, looks like I'm smuggling candy cones
