It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Dennis Reynolds Quotes
What! I’m not paying more taxes Dee! Don’t speak of it again!
You haven’t thought of the smell, you BITCH!
What is that? ‘A Street Car Named Desire?’
Dee I swear you would be more use to be if I skinned you and turned you into a lampshade.
Dee: I went out with tons of guys in high school.
Dennis: You wore that scoliosis back brace until you were twenty years old. Everyone was afraid of you.
Dee: No, they weren't.
Dennis: You looked like a monster!
Dennis: I think all these chicks are gay.
Dee: Yeah, I don't know that they're gay; I think they can just smell how disgusting you are.
Dennis: It was Mac's stupid plan.
Mac: Then why did you scratch me?
Dennis: Because you annoyed.
Hey, alright alright alright.
Mac: Did you do that?
Dennis: You know what? I think I did.
Mac: Yeah I think I saw you!
Let’s not get crazy here, you’re always gonna be the butt of the jokes.
Dennis: The one time we let you on the team instead of Charlie and all we get is back sass?! Do you even want to be on the team?Dee: Yeah, yeah, I wanna be part of the team sorry!
Dennis: We gotta get back in our apartment man.
Mac: Yeah I know, I hate Dee.
Dennis: Yeah I hate her.
