It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Dennis Reynolds Quotes (Page 4)

Dennis [to Christie]: I was going to take you to an empty broom closet and (makes feral face) bang the s**t out of you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Christie [to Dennis]: Dude, you're wearing makeup. And a girdle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis: Baby's got back, Christie. Baby's got back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis [referring to Tim Murphy]: I'd rather get blasted in the balls by a battering ram than have to have a conversation with the guy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis: I'm gonna bang Tom Murphy's black wife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adriano [to Dee]: To think I was going to let you jack me off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: I'm going to wait right here and wait for my minions to swarm me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: I don't want to talk to old men who are pretending to be women and ex-wives.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis: A dead tooth.
Maureen: With a diamond in it.
Dennis: Put a diamond in anything that's dead and it's still dead.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis [to Charlie and Mac]: Do not talk to me for the rest of the night and know that I won't be talking to you because you lower my stock.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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