DEREK: [in the car] "Sounds like the party's winding down. We should probably sneak inside now."
MEREDITH: "I think we've done enough sneaking for tonight. It was good sneaking, but enough sneaking."
DEREK: "Yeah, I'd say we're pretty good sneakers."
MIRANDA: [knocks on the window] "You mind moving this tail wagon? You are blocking me in."
DEREK: "Apparently not good enough."

PRESTON: "His injuries are far less severe. We have a much greater chance of saving him."
DEREK: "Well I could argue that because her injuries are more severe, he should be the one that gets moved."
MEREDITH: "So, basically, whoever you move doesn't stand a chance. How do you choose? How do you decide who gets to live?"

DEREK: [about Mark] "I’m not saying he’s a bad doctor."
PRESTON: "Of course not. I-"
DEREK: "I’m saying he’s like, a bad person. The man has no morality. No ethics."
PRESTON: "Um, there’s no pain, there’s no numbness, but..."
DEREK: "I mean the question is, do we really want our interns learning from somebody like that?"
PRESTON: "Derek. My arm."
DEREK: "Yeah. Oh, it’s good. It’s great. Great range of motion. I can clear you for surgery."

Meredith is the best mother a child could have. She loves Zola and she loves me, and if she has any flaws, it's that she loves people so much she will do anything for them.

Derrick

"Mountain men in the wild, men being men!"

Derek: She's in the car, she's in the car and she won't stop crying.
Cristina: Did you propose?
Derek: No. She went to William's execution.

Meredith: Hey!
Derek: Hey.
Meredith: You! Best wedding present ever! And you know why?
Derek: No.
Meredith: (kisses him) Because now I have to go home, and put on a corset, and pantyhose, and a petticoat, and look like one of those idiots on top of a wedding cake. And, then I have to walk down the aisle and have everyone staring at me. But, it's ok. Because, I got to cut someone open today from start to finish. I saved a life.
Derek: Um...
Meredith: What?
Derek: What do you say we make this day even better?

MEREDITH: "So, you're giving up your trailer."
DEREK: "I'm not giving up the trailer. Is Addison telling people that I'm giving up the trailer?"
MEREDITH: "It's just funny, I just never would have pegged you as that guy."
DEREK: "What guy?"
MEREDITH: "You know. The marble bath, private pool, gated community guy."
DEREK: "Don't peg me. I'm not peggable."
MEREDITH: "You're pegged. Deal with it."

RICHARD: "What kind of idiot lights a cigarette in a hospital?"
DEREK: "Apparently people do idiotic things all the time."

Derek, it's okay. You go. We'll be fine.

Meredith

DEREK: "You know they call you the Nazi."
MIRANDA: "So I've heard."

Lexie: Mark's in love.
Derek: The eye doctor? That should last 48 hours.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey