Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCDerek Shepherd Quotes
"Can you imagine? You're working, and someone comes in and shoots you. Puts a bullet in your head."
DEREK: "What do you want from me, Addison?"
ADDISON: "I want you to care. I sleep with your best friend, and you walk away. Then he comes out here from New York and rubs it in your face, and you still get a good night's sleep. What do I have to do? Oh, I know. Maybe what I should do is go out on a date with the vet, because that seems to be something that sends you into a blinding rage. Oh, but wait. That won't work either because I'm not Meredith Grey."
ADDISON: "What they're doing is not about love, Derek! Well, it's like you."
DEREK: "Excuse me?"
ADDISON: "How you pretend to love me, but really you're just using me to fill this need you have to be a good guy."
DEREK: "Now's not the time to talk about this. We'll talk about this later."
ADDISON: "What, you walk away? That's all I get?"
DEREK: "Just calm down, please."
ADDISON: "Wait, what, you're not going to yell at me? Call me names? Or, I don't know, ignore me in an elevator?"
IZZIE: "You want us to make her seize? How do we make someone have a seizure?"
DEREK: "Get creative. Do some research."
GEORGE: "Well, if all the normal methods have failed then what are we supposed to do-"
DEREK: "Use a strobe light. Get her drunk. Hang her up upside down from the ceiling and hit her with a wiffle ball bat, for all I care. Just make her seize. 'Cause until she seizes, I don't know when to operate, and if I don't know when to operate, I can't get this woman out of my life. And this woman is not how I like to start my mornings."
MEREDITH: "Hey..."
DEREK: "How's my dog?"
MEREDITH: "Much better. Finn is running tests-"
DEREK: "Good. Good."
MEREDITH: "Our dog."
DEREK: "What?"
MEREDITH: "Our dog. You said my dog. He's our dog."
DEREK: "Yeah, whatever."
MEREDITH: "Are you mad at me or something?"
DEREK: [walks away] "Now's not the time."
DEREK: "How the hell did you let a patient get that far from your watch?"
MEREDITH: "I turned my back for a second."
DEREK: "He was in the damn gallery!"
MEREDITH: "He's a surgical intern at Mercy West..."
DEREK: "I don't care if he's the Surgeon General. In this hospital he's patient with a head injury who needs a CT. In this hospital he's a scared guy who doesn't need to see the mass of internal injuries of the woman he ran into with his car! This is your fault! You had him and you lost him! You've got to take responsibility for your actions, for once in your life!" [walks away]
MEREDITH: "Derek!"
MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."
MEREDITH: "I never should have told you about George."
DEREK: "No, its fine. I'm glad I know about him, and the vet. You really get around."
MEREDITH: "What did you just say to me?"
DEREK: "It's unforgivable."
MEREDITH: "I don't remember ever asking you to forgive me."
DEREK: "So, was the knitting a phase? Who's next? Alex? I hear he likes to sleep around too. You two have that in common."
ADDISON: "You would not believe the day I had. I went out of my way to give a patient exactly what she wants only to have it explode in my face. And don't even get me started about Alex Karev."
DEREK: "Get in the shower."
ADDISON: "What?"
DEREK: "You wanna have hot sex? Get in the shower!"
ADDISON: "Option one, I go home. End of story. Option two, I could apologize, you could forgive me, come home, but you could still bring it up to use against me whenever we argue."
DEREK: "Are you trying to be funny?"
ADDISON: "Satan has a sense of humor."
DEREK: "Is there a third option?"
ADDISON: "I don't know what the third option is. I just know I still love you."
DEREK: "Maybe you should've thought of all this before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle."
RICHARD: "Satan?"
ADDISON: "Good morning Richard, like the hat."
DEREK: "Satan speaks."
ADDISON: "Actually, I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan."
DEREK: "It's okay."
MEREDITH: "It's not okay. You have a wife who's not easy to hate. Who's annoyingly kind and painfully smart, and currently saving my friend's life."
