Divya: Have fun with your Cabernet.
Jill: I will. Have fun with your hot documentarian.

Divya: I'm engaged.
Jill: I didn't say anything.
Divya: I just crashed.

I never thought I'd get chocked up over a parrot at a wedding.

Trust me Evan, putting them together will definitely drive them apart.

Divya: Your hands are quite swollen.
Adam: You probably say that to all your male patients.

(to Adam) What happened - happened. Talking about it couldn't help because it shouldn't have happened at all. Sorry.

(to Adam) When we kissed...I felt nothing except regret. I'm sorry.

Evan, who's to say that I'm going to get lost. And who's to say I'd want you to come to find me?

Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.

When my parents got married, my mother got my father a tandem bicycle. I have such fond memories of them riding it together.

Evan: (about Eddie) I should go talk to him.
Divya: Isn't prison punishment enough?
Evan: I'm gonna miss you.

Divya: Tell her it won't take long.
Evan: (in very bad Italian) The clock, it will not last long.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan