Favorite Dixon Wilson Quotes
I'm a dude and I'm your brother. I have no opinion.
You better not be whistling Dixie.
We might have to turn the bar into a Chuck E. Cheese.
If we're all through with his oh-I'm-so-good-looking angst, can we get back to me?
What is this...an afterschool special?
Adrianna: The hardest part for an addict is making it through the night.
Dixon: Is it harder than sleeping handcuffed to a crazy woman?
I'm not going to apologize for being good to you.
Patrick [to Annie]
Ade's the most important person in my life right now. Not you.
The truth is I'm a drug addict. Happy Thanksgiving!
I actually plan on staying sober.
How hard is it to push away a 90 lb girl?
Adrianna: It's all about playing the game.
Dixon: What's the game? Trying to get in your pants?