This is the soundtrack to my nightmares.

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Eggs and toilet paper. That's how we cure a heartache where I'm from.

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I got a crotch shot of one of the Hilton sisters. Maybe it was a Kardashian.

Nick

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Dixon: You don't care that we burned down the Phi Kappa house?
Austin: Nobody got hurt. They lost a couple of Ryan Gosling posters.

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I thought that phony ass cowboy was my friend.

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I Liam-ized the bar uniform.

Vanessa

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You've really got to stop worrying about me and my digestive system.

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If I could survive getting hit by a semi truck, I think I can handle a kiss.

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Dixon: This sucks.
Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase? Like this bites or this blows? Because you've been saying this sucks for the last 1,500 miles.

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Okay I'm not cool with you and you being a we.

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Riley: I had a fight with your sister.
Dixon: So? Everyone fights with my sister. Join the club.

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Hell hath not fury like an angry ex.

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