Dixon Wilson Quotes (Page 5)
Season 2, Episode 14: "Girl Fight"
Dixon: What exactly is a seitan burger?
Silver: It's like a burger, except instead of the burger part, it has seitan.
Dixon: I dunno, it sound to me like you're having a satan burger.
Silver: Well, it's the best thing you can get for six dollars and sixty six cents.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 13: "Rats & Heroes"
Dixon: What happened the night of the dance, it just happened. Will it happen again? Probably.
• Rating: Unrated
Dixon: This is a worse idea than your Boys of Blaze calendar fund raiser.
• Rating: Unrated
Dixon [on Silver]: She changed, I changed, maybe now we can get back together.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 12: "Winter Wonderland"
Dixon [to Silver]: You're amazing. For the life of me, I can't remember why I ever let you go.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dixon: I woke up one morning surrounded by white people I was supposed to bond with. Like that.
• Rating: Unrated
Debbie: Remember that time we played mini golf everyday?
Dixon: Yeah. I was 10.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 9: "A Trip to the Moon"
Annie: Your girlfriend faked a miscarriage. Sounds like a real winner.
Dixon: Go to Hell.
• Rating: Unrated
Dixon: I wish I got alerts that let me know when crazy girls were approaching.
Teddy: I bet they have an app for that.
Dixon: And I bet it beats non-stop.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Harry: I know you're upset with your mom.
Dixon: Whatever. It's not like she's my real mom.
• Rating: Unrated
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