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Mad-men

We're not homosexuals, we're divorced.

Lane

Lane: It's all over the rug.
Don: We'll have to smoke the dress.
Lane: Not familiar with that one.

Don: We're going to the movies.
Lane: Do you think we should?
Don: Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?

Anna: I'm sorry she broke your heart.
Don: I had it coming.

I could tell the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again, which is why I never told her.

Last time I saw you, you didn't have front teeth.

Well gentlemen you were wondering what a creative agency looks like? There you have it. Hope you enjoyed looking in the window.

Henry: Don, it's temporary.
Don: Believe me Henry, everybody thinks this is temporary.

Don: What am I supposed to say anyway? My work speaks for me.
Bert: Turning creative success into business is your work. And you failed.

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