Don Draper Quotes
We're not homosexuals, we're divorced.Lane
Lane: It's all over the rug.
Don: We'll have to smoke the dress.
Lane: Not familiar with that one.
Don: We're going to the movies.
Lane: Do you think we should?
Don: Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?
Anna: I'm sorry she broke your heart.
Don: I had it coming.
I could tell the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again, which is why I never told her.
Last time I saw you, you didn't have front teeth.
Well gentlemen you were wondering what a creative agency looks like? There you have it. Hope you enjoyed looking in the window.
Henry: Don, it's temporary.
Don: Believe me Henry, everybody thinks this is temporary.
Don: What am I supposed to say anyway? My work speaks for me.
Bert: Turning creative success into business is your work. And you failed.
Pete: We're the scrappy upstart.
Don: You don't say that to the clients do you?
Don: Do you want women who want bikinis to buy your two piece? Or do you just wanna make sure women who want a two piece don't suddenly buy a bikini?
Jim: My Lord. That question just tied a knot in my brain.
Jack: Who is Don Draper?
Don: Excuse me?