Don: I don't like Joe Namath. He hasn't even played in a professional game yet.
Peggy: He's very handsome.

Don: Do you got anything on Vicl's?
Peggy: Actually it's Vick. Vick Chemical.
Don: Answer the question.

Danny: You know what they say: aspiration's as good as perspiration.
Don: That's not how it goes.

Sally: What's her name?
Don: Bethany.
Sally: I don't like that.

Freddy: Can you imagine? Your financial future is in the hands of a room full of 22 year old girls.
Don: Not mine.

We're not homosexuals, we're divorced.

Lane

Lane: It's all over the rug.
Don: We'll have to smoke the dress.
Lane: Not familiar with that one.

Don: We're going to the movies.
Lane: Do you think we should?
Don: Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?

Anna: I'm sorry she broke your heart.
Don: I had it coming.

I could tell the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again, which is why I never told her.

Last time I saw you, you didn't have front teeth.

Well gentlemen you were wondering what a creative agency looks like? There you have it. Hope you enjoyed looking in the window.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger