Don: I don't like Joe Namath. He hasn't even played in a professional game yet.
Peggy: He's very handsome.

Don: Do you got anything on Vicl's?
Peggy: Actually it's Vick. Vick Chemical.
Don: Answer the question.

Danny: You know what they say: aspiration's as good as perspiration.
Don: That's not how it goes.

Sally: What's her name?
Don: Bethany.
Sally: I don't like that.

Freddy: Can you imagine? Your financial future is in the hands of a room full of 22 year old girls.
Don: Not mine.

We're not homosexuals, we're divorced.


Lane: It's all over the rug.
Don: We'll have to smoke the dress.
Lane: Not familiar with that one.

Don: We're going to the movies.
Lane: Do you think we should?
Don: Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?

Anna: I'm sorry she broke your heart.
Don: I had it coming.

I could tell the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again, which is why I never told her.

Last time I saw you, you didn't have front teeth.

Well gentlemen you were wondering what a creative agency looks like? There you have it. Hope you enjoyed looking in the window.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Nostalgia - it's delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, "nostalgia" literally means "the pain from an old wound." It's a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards... it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the wheel, it's called the carousel. It let's us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved.

Don Draper