We're not homosexuals, we're divorced.

Lane

Lane: It's all over the rug.
Don: We'll have to smoke the dress.
Lane: Not familiar with that one.

Don: We're going to the movies.
Lane: Do you think we should?
Don: Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?

Anna: I'm sorry she broke your heart.
Don: I had it coming.

I could tell the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again, which is why I never told her.

Last time I saw you, you didn't have front teeth.

Well gentlemen you were wondering what a creative agency looks like? There you have it. Hope you enjoyed looking in the window.

Henry: Don, it's temporary.
Don: Believe me Henry, everybody thinks this is temporary.

Don: What am I supposed to say anyway? My work speaks for me.
Bert: Turning creative success into business is your work. And you failed.

Pete: We're the scrappy upstart.
Don: You don't say that to the clients do you?

Don: Do you want women who want bikinis to buy your two piece? Or do you just wanna make sure women who want a two piece don't suddenly buy a bikini?
Jim: My Lord. That question just tied a knot in my brain.

Jack: Who is Don Draper?
Don: Excuse me?

Mad Men Quotes

Joan: I thought about it and I'm sending my son away.
Richard: What?
Joan: No, I thought about what you said and I like you, too. And if I have to choose between you and my son, I choose you.
Richard: That's not what I said.
Joan: That's exactly what you said.
Richard: Well, I thought about it and I want to be a part of your life and your little boy, too.
Joan: I live with my mother and I've been divorced. Twice.
Richard: I'm buying some property in New York. Where do you live?
Joan: Twelfth Street.
Richard: OK. I'm not going to buy property down there [laughs], but I'm going to get a place in a nice neighborhood by the park and you're going to visit. All of you.

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert