Dennis: [The inmates] blame their mom and dad.
Don: That's a bullshit excuse.

Dennis: You throw the ball around [with your son]?
Don: Not enough.

Roger: It's a mistake to be conspicuously happy.
Don: No one thinks you're happy. They think you're foolish.

Gene: You think money is the solution to every problem.
Don: No, just this particular one.

Don: Men want her and women want to be her.
Peggy: Even if that's true...
Don: It is.

Don: Why did you buy our company?
Price: I don't know.

Change isn't good or bad. It just is.

There will be fat years and there will be lean years, but it is going to rain.

"I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.

Pete: Come on.
Don: You wanna be on vacation Pete? Cause I can make that happen.

Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.

Has anyone tried to save this yet, besides Leopold and Loeb over here?

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.