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Dr.: I need a gun
One of the bank robbers: You need to shut up!

Dr.: Did you saw it when I said he was guilty? She crumbled.
Gillian: She was taken by surprise
Dr.: Surprise my ass.

Lightman: I have recommended to the Judge you be sent to a mental hospital.
Zach: Why would you do that for me?
Lightman: Prison will only take your freedom. But at the hospital, the pills they give you will take your mind, and make no mistake, DOCTOR Foster will make sure of that.... personally.

Emily: You know you can be a real jackass.
Lightman: You're just finding this out now?

All work and no play makes Zach a crashing bore.

Every genius has his weakness, genius.

Claire: So this is my fault?
Lightman: Are you saying or are you asking?

Zach: Claire and I have been friends since freshman year, you can tell her she is safe.
Lightman: Define safe.

Lightman: Oye, you ok?
Lane: Ask me when I get my whole family back.

I shake people up until they lose control and forget to hide their emotions. Not the same as bullying at all.

Why did I have to have a daughter, a lippy daughter?

Lightman: My hands use to look like that when I was your age, want to know why?
LJ: Because you pissed off a lot of people?

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Lie to Me Quotes

Martin Walker: A good chess player thinks five moves ahead.
Cal Lightman: Great chess players only think one move ahead, but it's always the right move.

Weil: You haven't done enough muck-raking for one day?
Ria: Sir. We don't think you were doing anything sexual at that club, because, I believe this escort, Melissa, who you paid for time with-
Weil: What about her?
Ria: She's your daughter.