You hired us to vet your staff and your security. Right now you are hoping she screwed up so you can blame this on someone else. Amusing? A laugh a minute. But YOU LEAVE HER ALONE!

Lightman: All I was trying to say in there was I want him on the street getting a life, not in there getting a latte.
Gillian: Why didn't you just tell him that then?
Lightman: And spoil all the fun?

Detective Farr: Lightman, what do you want?
Lightman: Every cop in this city to pass a fitness test.

Prince John: You see me running?
Lightman: My advice to you, dust off your sneakers princess.

Ria: We are breaking down the video into micro-expressions.
Lightman: I'll break you down into micro-expressions in a minute.

Lightman: That's not bad for seven bucks.
Wollowski: You know about wine?
Lightman: It's made from grapes.

Lightman: Tell me something that is a lie. Anything you want.
Wollowski: I hate you.
Lightman: That's perfect.

Lightman: I spoke ill of your grandmother today, never done that before.
Emily: It's ok dad, if you killed yourself I wouldn't forgive you, either.

Emily: You okay, dad? Why do you look like you are going to throw up?
Lightman: I'm okay, it's just now I have a forward and no book.

Candice: Dr. Lightman, my pageant is about to go up in flames.
Lightman: Down in flames, up in smoke.

You just rang a bell you can't unring. You know that, right?

Lightman: When you hear hooves...
Gillian: Think horses, not zebras.
Lightman: Either way, it's a stampede.

Lie to Me Quotes

Weil: You haven't done enough muck-raking for one day?
Ria: Sir. We don't think you were doing anything sexual at that club, because, I believe this escort, Melissa, who you paid for time with-
Weil: What about her?
Ria: She's your daughter.

Gillian: Do you still have that note, that I brought you? I want it for my office.
Cal: (handing over the note) You really are a pack rat.
Gillian: You could have just told me what this was for.
Cal: No. You're a terrible liar.
Gillian: Normal people think that's a good thing.