For a moment I thought you were uncomfortable with Chase because you had a nocturnal Australian.

Wilson: You are a horrible person.
House: All I need is to break up one marriage. You broke up three of your own. You're like the Stephen Hawking of killing relationships.

Adams: You can juggle. I fail to see how this would benefit you.
House: What if I'm busy?

Thank you, Butterscotch. Is that a family name?

35 year old male who cries blood and is not Vampire Bill. Go!

Chase: I was doing something nice.
House: Umm...ohhh...no, that doesn't sound right.

Wilson: Oh, sand art! I used to love this stuff!
House: He's bitter, not mentally handicapped.

House: Short man equals bullied child.
Taub: I was never bullied.
Dr. Adams: Until now.

While having you juggle my jewels sounds interesting, there's no such thing as friends with benefits. It always gets weird.

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