Popular Dr. Gregory House Quotes
[To Foreman} That'd be redundant. I've got an angry black guy waiting for me to drop the soap right here.
(To Cuddy) If it turns out she has Meningitis, you're right, you win. But if we go back downstairs and she dies, pfft... your face will be so red!
Dr. Cuddy: Did you actually wake up early and hide under the bed just to scare the crap outta me?
House: Set an alarm and everything.
Dr. Cuddy: It's like dating a ten-year-old.
House: God, I hope not.
Dr. Cuddy: You want to kiss me, don't you?
House: I always want to kiss you.
Dr. Cuddy: Are you doing anything Friday?
House: Taking a lovely young lady to the Philharmonic.
Dr. Cuddy: Is that your way of saying you're having sex with a hooker?
House: Two. Can't create a harmonic with just one.
Relax. I'm a doctor. Your spectacular breasts mean nothing to me.
Dr. Wilson: I was telling a 39-year-old woman that she has breast cancer.
House: No, you weren't.
Dr. Wilson: How do you know?
House: Because if you were, you'd need to see the pain in her eyes so she could see the concern in yours.
I need to turn Wilson from a terminal idiot to an interminable pain in the ass.
Our new patient. Part girl. Part boy. All Thirteen's dream date.
Jason: Excuse me, I'm looking for Dr. Cuddy.
House: Well, she's either not here or she's under the desk. Either way, you're gonna have to wait outside until I'm finished.
Dr. Wilson: For the record, I'm uncomfortable violating a dead colleague's dignity.
House: It's only violating it if you find something.
Arlene: You think I'm a hypochondriac?
House: Well, let me answer this way: maybe you're imagining that I think you're a hypochondriac.
