Popular Dr. Gregory House Quotes
House: He's happy.
Amber: He's dead.
Wilson: Your biological father is a minister?
House: Natural selection is not an infallible force.
If it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.
Dr. Nolan: You having fun?
House: I did connect with one guy. But the my propensity for screwing things up overtook me. Then my desire to have fun overcame my propensity.
Dying can also do a number on your ability to think.
I see you've got some cello in your trunk. And no, that's not a euphemism.
Foreman: How many of those have you had today?
House: I don't know. Is your "mother" a number?
House: It's an 80 oz. steak.
Wilson: I'm hungry.
Thirteen: I'm asking you to let it go.
House: And I really wish I was the kind of person who could do that.
House: You check her E.K.G. results before she left the other day?
Dr. Wilson: You ordered it.
House: You're the responsible one.
Dr. Foreman: Why are you giving me these?
House: Because, while they're all running all these tests, you will be submitting the insurance forms.
Dr. Foreman: There's an entire department for that.
House: Exactly. The Foreman Department. Of which you are the foreman, Foreman.
Dr. Cuddy: Tell me what you came here for, House.
House: I've got a legitimate medical excuse.
Dr. Cuddy: You must be so proud.
House: I've forgotten it. I guess it's no big deal, since I was only using it as an excuse to come check out Patty and Selma.
Dr. Cuddy: I feel bad. I haven't named your testicles.
House: Word on the street is you set a new personal best for low-cut.
Dr. Cuddy: I don't know why you chose to give them the names of someone's aunts.
House: It's a compliment. They're always smokin'.
