Popular Dr. James Wilson Quotes
Dr. Wilson: Yes, you can sit her running up my hotel bill, or you can go get the woman of your dreams.
House: I didn't know Angela Merkel was attending the conference.
Dr. Wilson: That was my paper. You don't ask what I want, you ignore my wishes, you drug me.
House: I'm waiting for you to name something new to our relationship.
Hello? Uh... I don't know what department I want. Uh, I need... pants.
Dr. Wilson
We can't even argue on my schedule.
House: I'll have whatever he's buying.
Dr. Wilson: Two cheeseburgers and two large fries.
This is why I don't answer your urgent patients. Because they aren't urgent patients.
House: You think she'd send me to a vacant lot for Thanksgiving dinner?
Wilson: If she's smart.
House: I've decided what I'm going to do about Cuddy and Lucas. I'm going to break them up.
Dr. Wilson: Of course.
House: It's given me a purpose in life. A goal, a raison d'etre.
Dr. Wilson: Albeit a selfish, mean-spirited, childish raison
House: I think of it more as benevolent.
How you manage to elevate your narcissism to beneficence is masterful.
Dr. Wilson
House: He's a self-important jerk,
Wilson: Seems to be what I'm attracted to.
Friend: I read somewhere that turkeys know what you're thinking.
Wilson: Then I should stop thinking about German porn.
Dr. Cuddy: And is there a paternity bet on the father of the patient?
House: Doesn't sound like me.
Dr. Wilson: Well, it does, actually, but doesn't mean you're guilty.
