Dr. James Wilson Quotes
Wilson: Who rents porn anymore? Can't you get this stuff on the Internet?
House: You can. But you can't get the director's cut.
Wilson: What are you doing tonight?
House: Masturbating. I'd invite you, but people are already talking.
Wilson: You try Lucas?
Cuddy: He's either sleeping or avoiding me.
Wilson: You in a fight?
Cuddy: Not yet, but we're gonna be.
You are the diabolical, yet benevolent puppet master.
Wilson: I think you're actually being nice.
House: Oh, shut up.
Wilson: Are you out of your mind?
House: As a former psychiatric patient, I take exception to that terminology.
Wilson: What are you doing?
House: Canoeing, but I seem to be taking on water.
Dr. Wilson: Wait a minute, is that acutally a check for him?
House: No. It's a giant novelty item for winning the lottery. You're just standing really far away.
House: Some idiot I went to med school with keeps leaving messages. Wants to drop by for lunch.
Dr. Wilson: So tell him no.
House: It's complicated.
Dr. Wilson: It's too complicated for you to tell someone you don't like to screw off? That's practically your hobby.
Wilson: If there's any Karma in this, he's probably happier than you are.
House: Good point.
You can't sleep in your own office, or bedroom for that matter?
Wilson: Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: This is unexpected.
