Venture Brothers
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Hank: But Pop, you're bleeding!
Dr. Venture: Uh? Oh, this. Uh, no, it's fairly common for some men to lactate involuntarily in situations of extreme stress
Right now G.U.A.R.D.O., doesn't know you or me from a squad of Snake People hopped up on PCP
Mr. Brisby: I need you to clone me, Dr. Venture! That I might live to see my dream fulfilled. This dried old husk of mine might be broken and used up, but my brain is as alert and alive as the day I scribbled my first Bizzy Bee. Got it?
Dr. Venture: Oh, no no no. What I just got is that you're like a total jacked up freaky-deaky crazy pants!
Dr. Venture: Hey! Where do you get off?! You don't know me!
Mr. Brisby: Oh, I know you, Dr. Venture. My researchers are very thorough. For instance you're not actually a doctor of anything. You never finished school. I also know that since you took over Venture Industries, profits have gone...zippidy-do-da
Brock, thank god! He trained his freaking panda to put me in a bag!
Mr. Brisby: Welcome, Dr. Venture to the Funnest Place on Earth!
Dr. Venture: Holy dammit Christmas!
Mr. Brisby: Does my appearance startle you, Dr. Venture?
Dr. Venture: No, not at all. As a man of science I see all kinds of things.
Mr. Brisby: Several years ago I fell victim to an animatronic accident here at the park. Trapped beneath an unstoppable metal Lincoln for two hours - it's enough to give anyone a stroke
Mr. Brisby [about his panda]: Oh that, that's just Lili, enjoying her lunch.
Dr. Venture: Lili?
Mr. Brisby: Yes, my long time companda. I won her from David Bowie in a trivia contest. This was 1980, 1981 perhaps. Years before the big trivia craze. But then, Bowie always was a trend-setter
Dean: But Pop...
Hank: What are you, on the rag?
Dr. Venture: It's impossible for me to be on the rag, I'm . . . I can't believe I'm even arguing with you about this. What men's room did you pick up that kind of trash talk up in?
You put me in a bag and knocked me out to bring me 50 yards?!
Dr. Orpheus: I am known to men as Dr. Orpheus. And mine is to conceive and control the delicate arrangement of the cosmos!
Dr. Venture: They give out PhD.'s for that?
Dr. Orpheus: Junior college upstate, communications major and minor in women's studies
You sure did a job on this place. I think my dad used to make giant horseshoe crabs here or something, I hardly recognize it
Ah! You're getting face all over me! Hot melting face!