Dr. Zoidberg Quotes
Farnsworth: Now I'll simply tune it to Leela's emotional frequency.
Bender: My God! I'm overcome with... feelings. I'm experiencing a powerful yearning to... to cram my gullet full of mackerel heads.
Zoidberg: That's me, baby!
Farnsworth: Hmm.
Bender: Now I'm worried that I'm not as smart as Leela, but at the same time I feel relieved that I'm cuter than her.
Amy: Uh... that's me.
Fry: Thanks for covering.
Bender: This time I miss Nibbler and I'm feeling nosy and opinionated.
Amy: Bingo!
Hermes: That's Leela!
What's that loud boring sound you'll hear as soon as I stop talking?
Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people!
A floor? We live like Kings!
I remembered you liked superheroes, so I painted a mural on your wall. This is Father-Man. He fights crime to earn Son-Boy's respect. Is it working?
Professor: How did you know that?
Zoidberg: My doctorate is in art history.
Professor: I sent Beder to get a copy of The Last Supper.
Bender: Everyone at Kinkos was an idiot so I just stole the original.
Zoidberg: Jesus Christ! aAd there's twelve apostles!
Dr. Zoidberg: Sure, who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?
Nixon: I say Brannigan!
Zapp: I say no!
Leela: I say me!
Nixon: I say Leela!
Leela: I say yes again!
Fry: I say no!
Zapp: I say I should join her!
Leela: But its only a one man craft... I say...
Zapp: There's only going to be one man.
Fry: I'm a robot too?
Dr. Zoidberg: Ah ha! That explains this growth on your drive shaft.
Professor: Dr. Zoidberg, can you note the time and declare the patient officially dead?
Dr. Zoidberg: Can I? That's my speciality!
Professor: Then we plunged into a massive worm hole, never to be seen again...
Bender: Yeah we're back!
Hermes: Sweet coincidence of Port Au Prince, we're back at Earth!
Professor: Of course! That was the Panama worm hole, Earth's central channel for shipping.
Dr. Zoidberg: How humorous.
Professor: It's sort of a Comedy Central shipping channel and now we're on it.
Amy: I get it!
Zoidberg: I'll have a look, but I remind you, I'm an expert on humans not robots.
Fry: I'm not Bender, I'm Fry.
Zoidberg: Really? I thought you were the robot.
Fry: Nope. Human.
Zoidberg: Alright, alright, spare me your life story.
