Lawyer.

Dwight & Whitehead
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Two pitbulls in the front. Yeah, that's gotta be Mrs. Murphy.

I guess it pays to specialize even if you're a criminal.

As much as I hate public celebrations of my birthday, I appreciate that you cared enough to ignore me.

It's fourth and long partner. We're gonna need a hail mary.

Something's coming, we just don't know what it is yet.

Dwight: We had the bank flag their accounts
Whitehead: We know where Bonnie and Clyde are.

Whitehead:Ma'am you need to put your hands up. Sir, you need to be nicer.
Dwight: Everybody, have a great day.

Paula Ann: You're not playing fair Dwight. I don't want to be cheered up.
Dwight: That's what these songs are for mama.

That's not the only reason I came by...

Dwight: Thanks for opening up to me. I just want you to know, I bet your brains are tasty.
White: I'm going out to the car.

I'm not answering my own questions.

Memphis Beat Quotes

See, there's that attitude again. You don't belong in my department. If that means getting you promoted to do that, that's what I'm gonna do.

Lt. Rice [To Det. White]

Splitting Dwight and I up is about as stupid as a three-legged mule in a horse race.

Det. White