Well someone shot her. And we'd like that not to happen again.

Counsel

Lawyer.

Dwight & Whitehead
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Two pitbulls in the front. Yeah, that's gotta be Mrs. Murphy.

Dwight

I guess it pays to specialize even if you're a criminal.

Dwight

Lt. Rice: Sounds like a feud in full force to me.
Whitehead: Or the worst party I've ever been to.

As much as I hate public celebrations of my birthday, I appreciate that you cared enough to ignore me.

Dwight

We're being careful, not simple.

Davey

You with your blue blood talk.

Dwight [to Whitehead]

I spent a week at Myrtle Beach once, wish I could forget some of the stuff that happened there...

Davey

It's fourth and long partner. We're gonna need a hail mary.

Dwight[to Whitehead]

What, like it says on the cards?! That's more idiot talk!

Whitehead

Something's coming, we just don't know what it is yet.

Dwight
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Memphis Beat Quotes

See, there's that attitude again. You don't belong in my department. If that means getting you promoted to do that, that's what I'm gonna do.

Lt. Rice [To Det. White]

Splitting Dwight and I up is about as stupid as a three-legged mule in a horse race.

Det. White
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