Memphis Beat

Memphis Beat Quotes

Season 2 Episode 10: "The Feud"

Counsel: Well someone shot her. And we'd like that not to happen again.
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Dwight & Whitehead: Lawyer.
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Dwight: Two pitbulls in the front. Yeah, that's gotta be Mrs. Murphy.
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Dwight: I guess it pays to specialize even if you're a criminal.
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Lt. Rice: Sounds like a feud in full force to me.
Whitehead: Or the worst party I've ever been to.
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Dwight: As much as I hate public celebrations of my birthday, I appreciate that you cared enough to ignore me.
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Season 2 Episode 9: "Ten Little Memphians"

Davey: We're being careful, not simple.
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Dwight [to Whitehead]:You with your blue blood talk.
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Davey: I spent a week at Myrtle Beach once, wish I could forget some of the stuff that happened there...
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Dwight[to Whitehead]: It's fourth and long partner. We're gonna need a hail mary.
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Season 2 Episode 8: "Identity Crisis"

Whitehead: What, like it says on the cards?! That's more idiot talk!
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Dwight: Something's coming, we just don't know what it is yet.
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Dwight: We had the bank flag their accounts
Whitehead: We know where Bonnie and Clyde are.
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Whitehead:Ma'am you need to put your hands up. Sir, you need to be nicer.
Dwight: Everybody, have a great day.
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Paula Ann: You're not playing fair Dwight. I don't want to be cheered up.
Dwight: That's what these songs are for mama.
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Dwight: That's not the only reason I came by...
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Season 2 Episode 7: "Body of Evidence"

Dwight: Thanks for opening up to me. I just want you to know, I bet your brains are tasty.
White: I'm going out to the car.
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White: People have done crazier things.
Lt. Rice: Name two.
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White: You people didn't buy tickets, move on!
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White: All the winners want to hug, and I can't do hugs.
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