Dwight Schrute Quotes
Season 8, Episode 14: "Special Project"
Ryan: What were the criteria for going?
Dwight: It might be innate goodness versus innate badness.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 13: "Jury Duty"
Dwight: That baby is a Schrute, and unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Oscar: Don't you wanna see the baby?
Dwight: Why? I know what Angela and the Senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.
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Dwight: He remembers Toby, the most forgettable man in the known world.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat. Dwight's rights.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight (to Jim): I can't believe that let someone like you serve on a jury. Makes me question the whole judicial system.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 12: "Pool Party"
Erin: Dwight, are chemistry is really clicking. We work so well together.
Dwight: I know. I could just bang you right now.
• Rating: Unrated
Erin: What is the most romantic possible thing?
Dwight: We can get some chicken fights going in the pool.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 11: "Trivia"
Robert: Alligators are dinosaurs Dwight. You know that right?
Dwight: Mmmm, it's complicated.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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