He used to talk about planting a peanut/grape hybrid...one plant, one sandwich.

You had black hair and then grey hair.

You're back...and you're disgusting.

I really like Andy these days. He's pretend and he does exactly what I tell him to.

I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.

We can tell him his mother is dying. That usually works on him.

Dwight: What makes you think you'd be an effective paper salesman?
Trevor: Ooh, didn't see that one coming.

You say jump, and he says on who?

Really Jim? You don't understand the difference between a slaughter house and a rendering plant? Uhhh, remind me not to lend you any dead cows or horses.

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