Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 3)
Season 8, Episode 7: "Pam's Replacement"
Pam: And I make sounds much worse than this?
Dwight: Oh we know.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 6: "Doomsday"
Pam: What are you doing?
Dwight: What does it look like I'm doing? Digging a grave for a horse.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Dwight: Can you tell me now where paper comes from?
Kevin: The man tree puts its penis...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: There's no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper. Oscar.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Robert's favorite songs: "Creep" by TLC, "Creep" by Radiohead. Remember that one Jim?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 5: "Spooked"
Bert: What do you like? Tornados?
Dwight: Try influenza.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 4: "Garden Party"
Dwight: I can get you exotic meats...hippo steaks, giraffe burgers.
Robert: We'll talk.
Dwight: It'll all be goat.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 3: "Lotto"
Jim: This is literally how they built the pyramids.
Dwight: Well they whipped people, which was helpful.
• Rating: Unrated
Jim: I mean I don't even know what I'd do with all that money.
Dwight: I know what you'd do with all that money. "Hey Pam, let's buy expensive bathrobes and hug."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 2: "The Incentive"
Dwight (to Oscar): Your friend Neil Patrick Harris really made me laugh the other night.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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