Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 3)
Season 9, Episode 13: "Junior Salesman"
Dwight: You say jump, and he says on who?
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Really Jim? You don't understand the difference between a slaughter house and a rendering plant? Uhhh, remind me not to lend you any dead cows or horses.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 12: "Customer Loyalty"
Dwight: Joke's on you buddy. They make you come back and clean it up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Yes we will be delivering a shipment of paper today, but I will also be delivering you a big shipment of fun!
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: It can't be more fun the selling paper and paper products.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: I'll be damned if I'm gonna let us lose me.
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Season 9, Episode 11: "The Suit Warehouse"
Clark: All that really specific cat turd business, that was about you right?
Dwight: You got me...I used to collect them.
• Rating: Unrated
Client: There he is; my son.
Dwight: He's got cat turd collector written all over him.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles an hour.
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Dwight: I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers For Hire.
• Rating: Unrated
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