Ellie Torres Quotes
You're dressed up. Are you going out? May I come?
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Ellie: We've been robbed!
Jules: Dun dun dun... I don't know why I did that.
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Ellie: What are our defenses?
Tom: Well, my garage is completely soundproof.
Ellie: Terrifying. Continue.
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Travis: My tee-ball coach diagnosed me with a terminal case of 'the dropsies'.
Ellie: A month from now, you're going to be holding a fragile, infant life in your hands.
Travis: Do you think it's going to be a problem?
Ellie: Babies heads are soft.
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Jules: You know, I was trying to find the perfect setting and now I just don't know what to do. I know I have to tell them, or, a different approach, we hop in a car, drive west, and never look back.
Ellie: Don't joke! I packed my Thelma and Louise bag six years ago, so say the word I'll go grab it.
When she and I kiss, we kiss on the lips.
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That's true. I earned my spot, and you slutted your way in.
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Bobby's a very nurturing bitch.
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I call that rippin' on D-bags with Ellie.
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Ellie: I need a drink.
Grayson: Tough day?
Ellie: No, why?
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Oh I'll take one. I just want to see what date it was so I know not to come.
Talking like a douche is not helping your case.
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Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.
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Grayson: Shall we?
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