Cougar Town

Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBS
Cougar town

Jules: You know, I was trying to find the perfect setting and now I just don't know what to do. I know I have to tell them, or, a different approach, we hop in a car, drive west, and never look back.
Ellie: Don't joke! I packed my Thelma and Louise bag six years ago, so say the word I'll go grab it.

When she and I kiss, we kiss on the lips.

That's true. I earned my spot, and you slutted your way in.

Bobby's a very nurturing bitch.

I call that rippin' on D-bags with Ellie.

Ellie: I need a drink.
Grayson: Tough day?
Ellie: No, why?

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Oh I'll take one. I just want to see what date it was so I know not to come.

Talking like a douche is not helping your case.

Call your not stupid wife.

I don't remember taking any hallucinogenic drugs, but why else would I be seeing you in my house?

I did not watch Chapstick, but I did watch him to leave.

Ellie: Stan is a major handful.
Laurie: Bitch please, one of my brother's thought he was a pitbull.

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Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

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