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Cougar-town

Look at my rings my rings my rings.

Heads up tiny eyes. Once you go Andy all the rest is blandy.

Jules: She's so young she may actually be from the future.
Ellie: Does her dad work on the moon?

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Ellie: Imaginary hat!
Jules: Imaginary hook hands! I don't know what we're doing.

To me people are just bags of skin that slow down my day.

Jules: Sweetie, this should be the gang.
Ellie: It totally should.

Travis: You know, I've actually been experimenting at school.
Ellie: I totally called that!
Jules: What's his name? Is he cute?
Travis: I meant with religion.
Jules: Aw man, I was excited to show you how cool I'd be about it.

Ellie: When Andy and I met, we were in the same circle of friends, but basically, it was just a doink chain that I worked my way around.
Andy: And guess who was last?

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