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Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!

Jules: Wine now - no no, I need big Joe.
Ellie: (to Lourie) Man hands help me.

Ellie: Good lord you wake up peppy!
Jules: Now where was I before the siesta?

Fine, beer me!

Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.

It's not nice to test friends when they don't know they are being tested.

Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.

This one needs it - she holds on like an otter trying to break open a clam.

Andy: Stop - it's just a tiny thing.
Ellie: That's what he said!
Andy: You ruined it. You ruined my gift!

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