Emma: Since when are cheerleaders performers?
Sue: Your resentment is delicious.

Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday.

If we were to rank crushable teachers in this school, you'd be number-one with a bullet.

You're a constellation of stars. I just hate to think you might be ignoring some of them because they don't burn quite as bright.

We've got a problem. They're doing all our numbers - the kids are completely freaking out. Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall and I'm pretty sure Jacob will just wet himself.

Youv'e got a little mustard in your cute Kirk Douglas chin dimple.

Emnma

So this is what being turned on feels like.

Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel?
Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!

Aren't there great songs about betrayal or something? I'm pretty sure there are some Eagles songs.

The wedding was gonna be in Hawaii but they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit.

Sometimes things sound a lot different coming from a peer, even if that peer is as annoying as Rachel.

They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Just look at John Stamos.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt