They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Just look at John Stamos.

You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you.

It always freaks me out to eat candy that someone else has touched.

You caught me by sneak attack that time, it was like a pearly white harbor.

You didn't hurt Sam. It was a 300-pound left tackle who just got expelled because he's on steroids and he's 23.

I have so much more free time now that there are four hands polishing all of my fruit.

At what age are you allowed to look back on your life with nothing but regret?

Emma: Ken has convinced me we need to at least be in the same room when the marriage is certified.
Ken: What can I say? I'm a traditionalist.

Will: Guess who woke up before I did.
Emma: I haven't brushed yet.

Sue just passed Undecided and Anyone White in the polls.

Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt