Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Emma Pillsbury Quotes
I have so much more free time now that there are four hands polishing all of my fruit.
Emma: Ken has convinced me we need to at least be in the same room when the marriage is certified.
Ken: What can I say? I'm a traditionalist.
Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?
Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.
Not one member of this club has had an unwanted pregnancy in a year.
You're a slut, Will. You're a slut, you're a slut. Everyone should know that.
We watch the Housewives shows, which are racy. So, so racy.
Will is a good man. He's kind and he's generous and he deserves a lot better than you.
Will: But the wedding is on Saturday. Your wedding.
Emma: I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight.
I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.
Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings.
Emma: I didn't know you could cook.
Will: There are so many things you don't know about me. I can't wait to introduce them to you.
