Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Emma Pillsbury Quotes
We've got a problem. They're doing all our numbers - the kids are completely freaking out. Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall and I'm pretty sure Jacob will just wet himself.
Will: But the wedding is on Saturday. Your wedding.
Emma: I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight.
Emma: I didn't know you could cook.
Will: There are so many things you don't know about me. I can't wait to introduce them to you.
You caught me by sneak attack that time, it was like a pearly white harbor.
Emma: I haven't been intimate in a very, very long time.
Will: How long?
Emma: Ever.
Can you go now? I think I need to close the door and cry.
Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings.
You're a slut, Will. You're a slut, you're a slut. Everyone should know that.
You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.
You didn't hurt Sam. It was a 300-pound left tackle who just got expelled because he's on steroids and he's 23.
It always freaks me out to eat candy that someone else has touched.
Emma: Since when are cheerleaders performers?
Sue: Your resentment is delicious.
