Glee
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Sue just passed Undecided and Anyone White in the polls.
So this is what being turned on feels like.
Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?
I will pretend like an ovarian cyst burst. Works every time.
Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?
Champagne on a Tuesday? You've gone all Hunter S. Thompson.
I have OCD. I throw awat a broom after I've used it once, and you think I'm gonna get married at a campground?
Will: I'm officially on the Blue Ribbon panel to improve arts education.
Emma: Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Mr. Schuester goes to Washington!
[to Will] I would rather be here, far from you, but feeling really close, rather than close to you but feeling really far away.
[to Finn] Will keeps suggesting Costa Rica, but us gingers can't be that close to the equator.
Emma: Um, Sue, I feel really scared. I feel really overwhelmed. I feel like I can't think straight. I'm just really, really worried that this isn't going to work.
Sue: Well, of course it isn't going to work. You're a weird bird lady with a hollow pelvis and OCD. And Will Schuester is a weepy man-child whose greatest joy in life is singing with children. And his best friend? 19.
Emma: Will are you crazy?
Will: Crazy for you!
