Favorite Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Eric: Can't you wait for a call back?
Ari: As the French might say, "No, I fucking can not.
Eric [answering the phone]: Eric Murphey
Ari: Like the new office number E. You know it spells 274-COCK
Eric: It does not!
Ari: No it doesn't but I made you look
Ari: You wanna hug it out?
Eric: No, not really...
Ari: Come on... Let's hug it out, Bitch.
Drama: Look, E, I know we've had our ups and downs but I want you to know I appreciate this.
Eric: Have we had downs?
Drama: No, but we probably will if we work together.
Drama: She ran from you like a chicken with a bad cough.
Eric: What the hell does that mean?
Drama: It's an avian flu reference
E: You can't bang my assistant.
Drama: What? You don't think I can get her?
Drama: We love you, KING!
Turtle: Aw, he looks out of shape
Drama: What are you talking about? Look at those glutes. Fucking beautiful.
Eric: Do you wanna win money on him or fuck him, Drama?
Drama: Don't talk uncivilized at the track, E
Shauna: Break out your little black and white composition notebook, Eric, and I want you to write a 1,000 times, "I promise to control my client."
Eric: What now?
Shauna: This week's Us Weekly: three page spread of Vince and Mandy, including pictures of them massaging produce at Bristol Farms.
Eric: Look, I told you Vince wasn't gonna let the press control his life. Pictures were inevitable.
Shauna: Fuck you, Eric. They look like they're posing for them
Eric: Hey, Ari, what's up?
Ari: What's up? It's intervention time, baby. This is the plan--for $5,000 I can get a cult deprogrammer to come brainwash Vinnie. My sister, Eileen, went to the Cornell Summer Program in '88, came back a fuckin' moonie. Three sessions later and, bam, she's a pilates instructor in Tenafly
Ari: I had video sex with an Ecuadorian girl this morning.
Eric: I hope she was 18. Federal offense if not.
Eric: Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool, and had nothing on underneath.
Turtle: She's naked at the pool?
Eric: Yeah.
Vince: And you were looking at her?
Eric: She's naked at the pool!
Eric: Scott relax, you said your dad's a diplomat right?
Scott Wick: That was fifty fucking years ago asshole!
