Dr. Foreman: Notice anything odd about the shape of the fluid collection?
House: Oh, God, it's... the Virgin Mary.

I'd stand outside your apartment all night and hold a boom box, except you told me you hate 80's music.

Foreman: You two are both competent and I know we can work together.
Chase: You really know how to woo.

Dr. Foreman: I brought you a doughnut. The florist was closed.
Thirteen: I'll get a vase and put it in water.

Taub: How did so many people get my personal email?
Foreman: The Internet is a magical place.

Foreman: I feel like Tom Brady's back-up.
Thirteen: Tom Brady's back-up now makes $10 million.

Cameron: You know how House feels about people touching his ball.
Foreman: No, Chase refuses to tell me.

House was an egotistical pill-popping lawsuit magnet... and a genius.

House: I quit.
Foreman: You can't quit.
House: I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.

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