Eric Northman Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 9: "Everything Is Broken"
Pam: It can't end this quickly.
Eric: Everything ends. Even the immortals.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Eric: With all respect, I did not report Russell Edgington to you because I want him to die at my own hands.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Eric: FUCK THE AUTHORITY! The Magister's words, verbatim.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "Night on the Sun"
Talbot: I'm bored. Take off your clothes.
Eric: A little privacy?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Eric: I enjoy a good head-ripping as much as any vampire, but in this case it might be wise to consider the value of the heads in question.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Hitting the Ground"
Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?

Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "I Got a Right to Sing the Blues"
Eric: Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Trouble"
Mr. Northman: You can't live your life between a woman's legs.
Eric: I can try.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "9 Crimes"
Eric [to Lafayette]: Let's go, RuPaul.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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