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You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret.

Eric: You know you have feelings for me.
Sookie: Ewww.

Eric: You really believe he is trustworthy?
Sookie: All I know is I sure as hell can't trust you.

Pam: It can't end this quickly.
Eric: Everything ends. Even the immortals.

With all respect, I did not report Russell Edgington to you because I want him to die at my own hands.

FUCK THE AUTHORITY! The Magister's words, verbatim.

Talbot: I'm bored. Take off your clothes.
Eric: A little privacy?

I enjoy a good head-ripping as much as any vampire, but in this case it might be wise to consider the value of the heads in question.

Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?

Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.

Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up.

Mr. Northman: You can't live your life between a woman's legs.
Eric: I can try.

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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

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