Nothing feels worse than disappointing family. Trust me, I have been doing it to Hank for years.

We should probably be more concerned about Emma right now.

No hits on our Facebook, Twitter and instagram accounts.

You know what? I feel like sometimes you're not listening to me.

I am done. Goodbye, Ray.

Those snarks are about to get harpooned. Up high!

You know she adores you, right?

I remember the good old days when I was carefree and current---that was last summer!

Are you in town just to see Hank.

Stealing is a big part of baseball, though, so....

Hank: What's she getting into?
Evan: A chauffeured Bentley.

Well ship is in port now---so tell me everything!

Royal Pains Quotes

Ken Keller's not going to die. Not on my floor and not in my sweats.


Jill: I thought you weren't worried about Hans.
Hank: I'm not, but I'm worried about you.