You’re like a headband savant….

Your judgment is deafening. Just say it---just speak your mind.

I’m ready for that welcome home hug now.

Just make sure Hollywood tells my story.

I made promises to you, too.

Well, the people have spoken. That's it. We gave it our best shot.

Is that what I think it is, because I don't think it could get any worse?!

Evan: Your mom is actually here.
Divya: Why wouldn't she be?
Evan: Because it's my birthday....

Hashtag, I've got to get down there.

Evan: Hashtag, boring meeting.Evan: Hashtag, boring meeting.

Divya: Podia, from the Latin.
Evan: Podiums, from the Office Depot.

They're laughing and hugging...it's like the Mayflower mafia!