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Evan: Your mom is actually here.
Divya: Why wouldn't she be?
Evan: Because it's my birthday....

Hashtag, I've got to get down there.

Evan: Hashtag, boring meeting.Evan: Hashtag, boring meeting.

Divya: Podia, from the Latin.
Evan: Podiums, from the Office Depot.

They're laughing and hugging...it's like the Mayflower mafia!

Also, I look good in hats.

Divya: You are the underdog.
Evan: That's not good, Divya.

This is a win-win-win.

Is there a green triangle?

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