I don’t want HankMed to go out of business just because I failed.

If we can't find a place there won't be any HankMed.

El jefe doesn’t kid about running.

Jeremiah: This wouldn’t have happened if Hank were still medical director.
Evan: What happened is just business. This is my territory.

Are we homeless or just hopeless?

Hank: What just happened here?
Evan: I lost my center.

What if our dad fornicated across the county and we have 18 siblings we know nothing about!

You’re like a headband savant….

Your judgment is deafening. Just say it---just speak your mind.

I’m ready for that welcome home hug now.

Just make sure Hollywood tells my story.

I made promises to you, too.

Royal Pains Quotes

Evan: You're talking to Evan R. Lawson right now. Discretion is my middle name.
Hank: So that's what the R. stands for.

This is the life.