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Glee

Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas.
Finn: It's not dead yet. You gotta get it fat first.

Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.

Finn: All I want for Christmas is you.
Rachel: All I want for Christmas is you, too. And five things on that list.

The truth is, I think you're awesome. And when you hide part of who you are, you hide your awesomeness with it.

Rachel: You can't do this with your brother.
Finn: Not unless you live in Kentucky.

Brittany: Of course not.
Finn: You're not quitting New Directions?
Brittany: Oh, I thought you meant the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.

In America, dudes don't ask other dudes to be friends. Except on Facebook. But even then it can take years.

I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or something.

Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.

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