Frank Rossitano Quotes
Season 6, Episode 7: "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 2)"
Frank: Lutz just hit on Liz.
Tracy: Bout time. The last six years has been like watching Moonlighting.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 6: "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 1)"
Frank: You're married. I actually have a girlfriend. All our dirt bag knowledge is gonna go to waste.
• Rating: Unrated
Frank: I've gotten women there, two, three points higher than me, so you know, fours!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 23: "Respawn"
Frank: How's this for grown up? Last night for dinner, I put milk in my Apple Jacks.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 19: "I Heart Connecticut"
Pete: Take out from Hooters!
Frank: That makes no sense.
Pete: We'll know they touched it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 17: "Queen of Jordan"
Frank: Skelator's not my favorite...you are.
• Rating: Unrated
Lynn: You live with your mother?
Frank: Yeah, otherwise who would wake me up for work?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 12: "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"
Frank: Toofer can get us through Black, gay, and nerd controlled neighborhoods.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 2: "When It Rains, It Pours"
Frank: You know, if you wanted to cheat on Carol with an Italian dude who smells like cigarettes, I've made it very clear I'd flip over my futon for you. Not cool!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 16: "Floyd"
Frank: So much of my life was wasted creating hats!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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