Frank Rossitano Quotes
Season 6, Episode 12: "St. Patrick's Day"
Frank: None of the writers can go out on St. Patrick's Day because we all have faces people naturally want to punch.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 9: "Leap Day"
Frank: Where were you when we did this four years ago?
Liz: Certainly not at a Michael's Crafts crafting cruise.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 7: "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 2)"
Frank: Lutz just hit on Liz.
Tracy: Bout time. The last six years has been like watching Moonlighting.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 6: "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 1)"
Frank: You're married. I actually have a girlfriend. All our dirt bag knowledge is gonna go to waste.
• Rating: Unrated
Frank: I've gotten women there, two, three points higher than me, so you know, fours!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 23: "Respawn"
Frank: How's this for grown up? Last night for dinner, I put milk in my Apple Jacks.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 19: "I Heart Connecticut"
Pete: Take out from Hooters!
Frank: That makes no sense.
Pete: We'll know they touched it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 17: "Queen of Jordan"
Frank: Skelator's not my favorite...you are.
• Rating: Unrated
Lynn: You live with your mother?
Frank: Yeah, otherwise who would wake me up for work?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 12: "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"
Frank: Toofer can get us through Black, gay, and nerd controlled neighborhoods.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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