Lynn: You live with your mother?
Frank: Yeah, otherwise who would wake me up for work?

Skelator's not my favorite...you are.

Pete: Take out from Hooters!
Frank: That makes no sense.
Pete: We'll know they touched it!

How's this for grown up? Last night for dinner, I put milk in my Apple Jacks.

I've gotten women there, two, three points higher than me, so you know, fours!

You're married. I actually have a girlfriend. All our dirt bag knowledge is gonna go to waste.

Frank: Lutz just hit on Liz.
Tracy: Bout time. The last six years has been like watching Moonlighting.

Frank: Where were you when we did this four years ago?
Liz: Certainly not at a Michael's Crafts crafting cruise.

None of the writers can go out on St. Patrick's Day because we all have faces people naturally want to punch.

30 Rock Quotes

Jack: Are you familiar with the GE tri-vection oven?
Liz: I don't cook very much.
Jack: Sure... I gotcha. New York, third-wave feminist, college-educated, single and pretending to be happy about it, over-scheduled, undersexed, you buy any magazine that says "healthy body image" on the cover, and every two years you take up knitting for ... a week.
Pete: That is dead on!
Liz: What, are you going to guess my weight now?
Jack: You don't want me to do that.

[to Liz] I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.

Jack